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In Case You're Unaware Of This List: Fifty-Seven Reasons Not To Eat. And By the Way, This Isn't Meant To Be Satirical

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  01. You will be FAT if you eat today, just put it off one more day. 02. You don't NEED that much food. 03. Fat people can't fit everywhere. 04. Guys will be able to pick you up without struggling. 05. You'll be able to run faster without all that extra weight holding you back. 06. People will remember you as "the beautiful thin one". 07. If someone has to describe you, they'll say "oh she weighs like 90, 100 lbs". 08. Guys will want to get to know you, not laugh at you and walk away. 09. Being able to starve is an example of excellent willpower. 10. You will be able to see your beautiful, beautiful bones. 11. Bones are clean and pure. Fat is dirty and hangs on your bones like a parasite. 12. If you eat , eat with respect , not like a fat pig. 13. The models that everyone claims are beautiful, the spitting image of perfection, are any of them fat? NO!14. Too many people in the world are obese 15. People who eat are selfish and unrealistic. 16. Only ...